
Here's a naked cat girl in a box; I hope this distracts you from how badly the news roundup sucks this week.
Okay. Some patents can take years to clear, right? Well, according to the unimaginatively named Patent Compliance Group Inc., Activision has been falsely using the term "Patent pending" lately. Also, apparently, some applications of their patents have been misleading. The penalties for this kind of behaviour are small to start with, but given how many copies of the games in question Activision has sold, it could easily add up. There are those who think that this kind of lawsuit is somewhat bogus, although certain points may hold merit. In the end, this is the kind of story you won't hear about ever again, unless PCG actually wins.
Bringing games from one continent to another has always been a sketchy deal. A company has to decide whether a game will actually sell or not. Inexplicably, Mother 3 (and indeed, two thirds of the Mother series) doesn't seem to meet Nintendo's criteria. Then, it has to take into account whether the content is appropriate for the audience or not. Most dating sims and eroge like RapeLay and the Maple Colors series obviously won't make the cut (oddly enough, games with rather weird titles like Let's Meow Meow! did make the cut, see the screen shot above). Some companies are even running into the problem where Australia is refusing to classify certain games, which makes selling them in that country illegal. And now, Australia is looking to block people from even knowing about those games, but such a measure probably wouldn't work, according to Kotaku. Myself, I don't think Australia needs to have the same reputation as China when it comes to Internet censorship.
The PlayStation Network experienced some problems just now, which were apparently isolated amongst pre-slim models of the PS3. This, plus the constant bricking of pre-slim models by their new firmware versions, might point towards a larger problem Sony is having in keeping their pre-slim PS3 models working. My inner conspiracy nut wonders if Sony is deliberately trying to get rid of all the pre-slim models, especially the backwards compatible ones, for some darker purpose. Maybe they want to keep selling the PS2, or maybe they plan on introducing a new PS3 model with a different version of backwards compatibility inside. Somehow it's easier to believe that the company is just bumbling their way through another year, having grown heads so big that they bob around like bobblehead dolls.
Apparently, the Wii can help stroke survivors recover faster. With the discovery of so many good things that the Wii can do, it's a wonder anyone is still trying to bring down the gaming industry. Good luck getting a Wii, though. Christmas sales of the Wii has oscillated the console back into the territory of very limited supply and high demand.
And finally, the PlayStation 2 is currently outselling the PSP Go in Japan. Yes, I said "2", not "3", although the 3 is outselling the PSP Go as well. What a failure the PSP Go was.
Anyone who likes puzzle games is always thrilled to find another one to play whenever a developer creates a new one, or decides to put a spin on an existing one to make it feel different. But really, this is never a good thing. You'll think back to the last time you found a new puzzle game to dig into, and remember how addicted you were to that one. And now it's happening all over again; your life and priorities are all at the whim of playing just one more game in something you can't put down. Well, that's just great.
Sure, it starts you off easy enough...
Now this is where things get more difficult.
This man is not a stable man.
Biggs ponders how he'll get out of this one. And this is one of the easier puzzles!
A pity it wasn't to be, though, as Square Enix rescinded the statement that VS would hit Europe this week not even 24 hours later. To be honest, it would have been nice if Europe's PSN enjoyed a PSOne Classic before America got one, as their store hasn't received many of them at all this year. They also constantly receive games much later than any other store. And then they had to go and give them a figurative kick in the butt cheek-showing pants. Jerks.
Man, that's hilarious.
Well, unless you're Japanese of course, since its store has just about every retail game available on the store already. On the opposite end, you have a store like Europe's that's reeling for more games. Many of us here have already shared some thoughts on why we think the PSPgo is a bad deal, but another one of the problems is the limited lineup you're forced to stick with if you own one. Take Dissidia: Final Fantasy, for instance, a game that released at retail on August 25th. Well, it just released digitally today for $39.99, the same price it's going for at retail. That's the same price most, if not all, new games go for on the store, even though
But the most popular game still conspicuous by its absence is still Lumines, one of the best, if not the best puzzle games on PSP. Portable systems always need a good puzzle game that can be played in either short bursts or long sessions, and Lumines would be the definitive choice to fill that role.
Nah, just kidding. New Traveler actually gets my ringing endorsement because of how completely enjoyable it is. It doesn't break any new ground as far as Japanese RPGs are concerned, but it doesn't need to. Anyone who enjoys a good light-hearted RPG should definitely pick this up if they haven't, and I believe that it's the best original (i.e. not a port or remake) RPG on PSP. I'm sure
In news totally unrelated to this topic: I'm happy to see that
Meanwhile, I was thinking a little more about
Wonder what's keeping Nintendo so long with Yoshi's Island? Beats me.
Meanwhile, I'm surprised to see that Sony has been stepping up their offerings of classic games in America. Sure, they haven't gone as far as to introduce a Turbografx lineup here yet (if ever), but for the last two months, we've seen a better quantity of releases on Playstation Network. And some of them are actually games people wanted, like Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy VII, and, most recently, Wild Arms 2. Quite interesting for a company that, a little over two years ago,
The Japanese PSN is starting out with four titles: New Adventure Island, Devil Crush, Sengoku Mahjong, and Bomberman '94. All of them are available for 600 yen a piece, which is comparable to their Japanese Virtual Console prices. Also neat is that, like PSOne Classics, they're playable on both Playstation 3 and PSP. Early reports are saying that the emulation on them is pretty good, comparable to the Virtual Console's emulation. That means it's much better than any compliation could ever be, and it may be better than emulation via Custom Firmware.





But the tide may be turning. Last week, we were graced with
Now, news comes out today that 



